Thoughtful Thoughts

1

Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2

Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only
five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the
game before helping around the house.

3

Nothing This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on
your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4

Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5

Loud Sigh This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by
men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she
is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6

That’s Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an can make to a man.
That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how
and when you will pay for your mistake.

7

Thanks A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8

Whatever Is a women’s way of saying F@!K YOU!

9

Don’t worry about it, I got it Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a
man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer
to #3.Then you RUN!
 

 

 

 

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